PC Workshop has decided that with the end of windows XP in less than ten days to give free windows 8 laptops to the next 10 customers who call in to our new workshop today before 12 noon the only stipulations being that you have to find the shop by its coordinates without the use of satellite navigation.

The coordinates are – 90.0000° N, 0.0000° W

The winning customers must also be octogenarians and be accompanied by both parents other than that we look forward to seeing you later at our normal workshop in Westbrook Warrington where unfortunately the offer does NOT apply.

Finally we’d like to wish all our customers past and present a very happy April Fools day.